Give Selama Hot Cheetos Every Saturday!
My holiday would be Give the Queen Hot Cheetos Day, who's not really a queen but calls herself that and her servants. Anyways, if you don't give the Queen Hot Cheetos, then you will get sentenced to death and chained to handcuffs. Anyways, the Queen got a tummy ache because, kids, Hot Cheetos are not healthy for you. And now Minnesota is selling Hot Cheetos at the gas stations that you would see, and you don't want to turn out like the crazy eating Queen!
Selama is an After-School Homework Help student. This poem was featured in MOI's first chapbook, "Loud as a Crowd," published last Spring.